StrihCode
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« Gepost op: 24 Feb 2007, 11:27:22 » |
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You've been programming too long when: - When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". - When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. - When your wife says "If you don't turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause. - When you are reading a book and look for the space bar to get to the next page. - When you look for your car keys using: "grep keys /dev/pockets" - When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number. - When you get in the elevator and double-press the button for the floor you want. - When not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one. - When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors. [removed links]
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