ex-girlfriend

[Proletariy]

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant,
and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sits alone at a nearby table.

The wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She' s my ex-girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right after we split up seven years ago, and I hear
she hasn't been sober since."

says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?


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