Taking a Woman to Bed..

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What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68,
and 78 ?
 
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
 
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
 
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
 
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
 
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
 
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
 
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
 
 
At 78 -- What story???  What bed???  Who the hell are you??
 
 
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